Lighter Side Of Life

May 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment

I didn’t write this myself but I read it and thought it was funny so I thought I would add it to my blog so you could read it enjoy.


“Life With Woody” 10
inspirational quotes than can improve yourself


It might take a little
coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your
hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day’s work. Well, yeah I’m
guilty about that one as well, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over
my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I
apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that
state of drunken stupor.


Just don’t ask how it
happened, please.


But what’s really
interesting is that how do people go through the usual part of life when faced
with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of
the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side
of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind
of had me thinking that there really must be something in this
‘mind-over-matter’ thing.


Humor is indeed the best
medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen
to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of
what’s been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it’s better
to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a
clouded vision. One of my favorite celebrities of all time may have to be Woody
Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he
pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk just about anything
with a man, and he’s bound to mock the subject and you’ll end up laughing rather
than being upset about it.


Woody Allen has this to
say:


1. “Money is better than
poverty, if only for financial reasons.” It sounds good to me, I mean the
practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn’t have to take an arm
and a leg to get it.


2. “I believe there is something out there
watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.” ‘Nuff said.


3. “There are worse things
in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
This happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life’s little
problems isn’t all that bad, until ‘he’ shows up.


Sure, relationships can get
complicated, or does have its complications that probably any author about
relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires,
unless you’re talking about the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout
your body.


4. “Love is the answer, but
while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting
questions.” And if you want more, just keep on asking!


5. “A fast word about oral
contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.” It sounds,
‘practical’, I think.


And when it comes to
everyday life, he really knows how to make the best out of every possible
scenario, and it doesn’t involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.


6. “Basically my wife was
immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” I
never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot
water makes me seasick already.


7. “I am not afraid of
death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” If it rains, it pours.


8. “I am thankful for
laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” It could get worse when you’re
guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!


9. “If you want to make God
laugh, tell him about your plans.” At least he doesn’t smite us with lightning,
and I’m thankful for that.


And despite of what may
happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we
all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I
can’t seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could guide us.
Whether we’re religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and
learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just
getting along.


And to sum things up, here
is the last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may
be.


10. “The talent for being
happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.”


Ciao!

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I found A Scam Mail What Do I Do ? Fight Identity Theft

February 28, 2008 | 9 Comments


To my List subscriber,

Generally I talk about aspects of internet and network marketing. Today though I want to let you know that you can

do something to fight back against Internet Identity Theft.

Do you get tons of scam mail like I do?

I am tired of getting scam mails sent to my email boxes. I am going to share with you a email I got in one of my inboxes today, Sadly its not the first and I doubt it will be the last of these kinds of emails.

Since I am getting a decent flow of traffic to my website , I am hoping to help expose these thieves.

If your email box is getting flooded with these types of emails you can report these people pretty easily.

Click the picture below to read more….

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Here is the email that I received,

Hello Dear,(Didn’t even get my name right)

How are you doing today, i hope you are doing fine. I hope and i know that this email that i am sending to you would be reaching you in good health???. I want to tell you something very important Dear, though i am not suppose to tell you now because i have not meet you in person but i know that you would be of good help to me. can i build my trust on you??, this is why i am telling you this. All i want you to do is to keep this as a top secret between us. and also promise me that no other person will hear this ok. Right now am really going through hard and terrible life with my mother.

Dear actually it happened when i lost my dad, my dad is dead and i am left with my mum. so after the death of my father, his family member came to the house and collected everything my dad left behind for us. and they ask me and my mum to leave the compound and they sold the house. We could not able to find them again because of the war that happened in my country Liberia, so just last week my mum show to me some documents which my dad use to deposit $19Million US dollars in a bank here in Ghana and also a picture of my dad at the time of sign the agreement letter with the bank and he use my name as the next of kin to the funds. So when my mum show to me the documents, i was so happy so i travel to Ghana with my mum. When we get to the bank and we presented all the legal documents that was given to my father at the time of depositing the fund with the bank, we were told that the money is still with the bank, but they cannot transfer the money to us here in Africa, because my dad went into an agreement with them at the time of depositing the fund that the fund should be transferred on express transfer to leave Africa. I never knew my dad was planning of opening a company abroad Dear.

Dear so on our way out of the bank, one of the staff of the bank advice us to look for a trust worthy foreign partner to help us receive the funds from the bank. So i want you to help us contact the bank, so that the bank can transfer the money of my late father to you, so that i and my mum can come over to your country and meet you so we all can start a better and happy life again.

Please, i want you to understand that i trust you and i know you can help me and my family because we are passing through hard moments here in Ghana, i am a beautiful girl and so when people see me they dont know the condition that i am undergoing due the reason that i dont want people to know the stress and pains we are passing here in Ghana, and then we meet, that is why am telling you this top secret because am sacred and this is all we have left in this world. i believe you can understand my present situation. can i trust you in telling you this??. as am writing you this mail, my eyes is full of of TEARS because my mum is seriously sick and we don’t know any body here in Ghana.

So we are living with an old lady called Mrs. Vida Anayor, she is working as a security officer close to us, but she is very old and she will stop work very soon, so try your best and help me and my mum. we really need your help. Life is so hard and terrible for me and my mum right now in Ghana because we don’t have any helper. Dear , i think I’ve truly been blessed by finding you and I ‘ll never let you go away from my life. I will want you to understand that we are going to sign an agreement before the bank will transfer the fund of my late father to you because we have not met before now and the Agreement is for the security reason of the funds too. So i will like you to provide this information so that i and my mum can get the Agreement done from a lawyer here in Ghana, and send you a copy of it to sign. So please reply me with your, Full name, Age, Occupation and address. My mum promise to give to you 20% percent if you can help us get the money from the bank.

Dear when i recieve a reply from you i would send you the picture of my mum, my late father at the time of depositing the fund with the bank here in Ghana and a picture of my late father casket during burial ceremony, and i am also sending to you a picture of myself. Please try and get back to me as soon as possible so that i can send to you the legal documents that was given to my father at the time of depositing the fund with the bank. Dear please take good care of your self, i hope to hear from you soon. God bless you. Please send me your reply to
Yours Faith and Family.
Reply me to:
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I really don’t think anyone falls for this crap BUT, I really want to get back at these types of people

So if you are getting tons of scam mail come across scams here is a link you can use to fight back with.

I have always been lazy and just deleted these emails, today though I think I am going to start fighting back.

If you are tired of these types of emails coming to your inbox leave a comment on this page. If you have the offending email in your inbox copy/paste it into your comment , in exchange for your comment I will let you leave a backlink or two.

I am serious about getting the word out so please stumble this page or dig it add me to your technorati favorites or whatever social bookmarking site you use. If you add me I will give you a permanent link on my domains links page.
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Overcoming Fear

June 10, 2007 | 1 Comment

I am 31 years old I have had my share of overcoming fear. When I was younger I played guitar in a band. Ya I am a pretty good guitar player. Maybe if I didn’t have bad stage fright I might have actually made something of it. The point is, not confronting my fear prevented me from persuing music.

Fastforward abit: I have been training in Martial arts for 15 years. It took me awhile before I got the cofidence to teach. I kept training day in and day out and figured one day I would get the nerve to teach. Well that never happened eventually I was afraid of failing then I was afraid of getting beating up. Finally I said the heck with it and I just jumped into it. What I discovered is I am good at martial arts and I can teach. That was 5 years ago. Looking back on my life I wonder how many opportunites I let slip through my fingers because of fear.

Being afraid isn’t something people like to talk about. Guess what though, fear prevents success in the form of procrastination. We put off what we don’t want to confront. There is only one way to overcome fear and that is to confront it, then squash it.

If you are looking to start a business online , you first must overcome your fear of failure. Believe me its holding you back. Yes ! you are going to fail maybe 100 times, SO it happens get over it and learn from it then move on. failure and success go hand in hand, you really can’t have one with out the other.

Next time you are confronted with fear take a deep breath and relax, and realize you aren’t alone its human to be afraid. Take control of your fear and don’t let your fear control you.

Fear can be crippling. The sad part is 99% of it is in our own heads. You are stronger more intelligent then you give yourself credit for. Once you realize this you will overcome your fear.

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Success In life

April 30, 2007 | Leave a Comment

This is my first post It is my hope that this blog inspires you to do great things in your life. There are 3 basic elements in your life that determine the outcome of your success or failure in everything that you do. It is your Mind,Body and Spirt.

Larry

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